Somewhere there must be a revelation to absolutely get to know the number of Patreon losses.
Maybe another bottle of shiraz will help.
You need something stronger, Ozzie.
The number is 144. Revelation 7:4-8:
And I heard the number of the sealed, 144, sealed from every tribe of the Patrons of Lloyd:
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Tibor were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Cara (Pronounced “Sara”) were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Zrinka from Rijeka were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Sashee’s Mom were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of joshybear were sealed
12 Patrons from the tribe of Leica Fox were sealed
12 Patrons from the tribe of James Evanston were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of the Croatian Earthquake Fund were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Monica (I Love You Lloyd!) Owens we’re sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of the Christmas Tree were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Croatian Massage Parlour workers were sealed
12 Patrons from the Tribe of Thai Pleasures were sealed